How to make a bomb?

You might already have read many documents or papers on the subject, addressing the various issues, obligations and limitations imposed by the local or international laws. You might still be waiting for a comprehensive and compact patterned document. I hope that this document will satisfy your urge and satisfy your current and future needs.

One must be careful while making a bomb because of its legal implications. As human life is so precious and one must be very careful about it, so we are sharing the methods which are safe and it could not harm to anyone; including human beings.

First method is quite simple and quick and you can make a bomb of any type or size easily. Here are the steps to create a bomb. You must need 3 below mentioned elements:

1.        M

2.       B

3.       O

It depicts ‘MBO’ (Management by Objective) at first sight… oh but its not our objective, we wanted to make a bomb not to discuss management theories. So, first of all, you must open a text editor of your choice. Type ‘B’ first and then ‘O’ followed by ‘M’ and ‘B’ respectively. If you can’t keep the order, your efforts shall be unfruitful. Type ‘BOMB’ in either case (lower / upper) as suits you better. Size of BOMB matter always; for that, you must go to ‘Edit’ menu of text editor and set the size of your choice. After setting the size, you have a BOMB of your choice. You can also define type of bomb, as discussed later.

Another way to have a bomb, you must get a “BOMB” text copied from somewhere or from any file created by others. In this case, your default name could be hidden and it’s difficult to know, who actually made that bomb.

Technology has been evolved to a great extent; it would not better to use a simple bomb like Hydrogen / Atom bomb or ABM etc. To be a weapon industry leader, you must be an enabler of technology trends and should use ‘CG Omega Bomb’, ‘Ariel Bomb’, ‘Constantia Bomb’ etc. You would be more innovative if you could download more ‘fonts’ from the internet, in this way you could capture the whole weapon industry! We wish you best of luck!!  

After creating a bomb of your choice, it is recommended to have a hardcopy or keep it in soft form, as desired. When you want to get rid of, what would you do, you must defuse BOMB by pressing delete / backspace key carefully, if it’s in soft form or you can shred it, if you have a hardcopy. Defusing of bomb needs extra care, so be cautious while defusing.   

At the end I am thankful for your time and wholeheartedness to read about the bomb creation process and its effective utilization. I hope that your canvas has been widened and you can use technology in its best way, to keep your followers technology enabler, just like you! Have a nice bombing day with full of bombardment without impairment.

Note: If you have no computer, you must need a pencil and paper. It must be noted that soft copy could never be made, in this case. 

There is no rain without cloud!!

What the cloud is? Generally cloud means “A visible mass of condensed water vapor floating in the atmosphere, typically high above the ground”. Clouds have different types and have their own specific attributes and behaviors. On the same cloud spectrum, stated earlier, the term ‘cloud’ was opted in information technology (IT) and on the basis of different attributes, cloud have different types like public, private and hybrid.

IT clouds have various services like ‘vapors’ and it make cloud by highly knitted attributes and support. The concept of ‘as-a-service’ means that everything in cloud, used or supported is ‘as-a-service’ like hardware-as-a-service, software-as-a-service, platform-as-a-service, network-as-a-service, vendor-as-a-service, infrastructure-as-a-service; while consolidating it would become ‘everything-as-a-service’ or XaaS shared over a network that is the Internet.

Why we need cloud? The reason is evolution of information technology which leads to transform digitalization from information-age to cloud-age, a rich, better and convenient model with maximum availability of resources. The cloud is not only the technology but the need of digital-age, as IT architecture has evolved enough to cater digitization of every bit over a uniform platform. The main theme of information transformation is to keep data live and available, either on the go. These services are available through a browser either used at desktop, laptop, tablet, phablet or a cellular / smart phone.

To ensure information availability at maximum, a multitenant service setup has been developed with controlled cost factor for ‘end user’ or business. One (entity) has to pay as per its usage or pay-as-you-grow. Thus, hardware, software, platform and vendors’ cost diminishes and would benefit the business or end-user; due to reduction in CapEx / OpEx.

The history repeats itself!! Yes. Just have a look while mainframe machines were used to support a number of ‘dump’ terminals, having no processor or storage, except the standard input/output. Rest of the services acquired and managed by the mainframes. On one side it reduced the cost of manageability and it also cut the operating expenses on the other hand.

New paradigm of virtualization also based upon the same concept. It reduces the hardware cost (which is really a big obstacle to purchase, manage and keep live) and ensures maximization of information availability. The virtual market has various plans to opt for standard plans or one may customize it according to their needs.

Problems are common and part of everyone’s life either individual or business. Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) made life easy as it transforms these problems into integrated services to provide a solution. Everything-as-a-service in cloud, use the well established standards and best international practices to ensure availability, service deliveries in cloud with ease of mind, globally.     

As the other good things, cloud has its own characteristics like its agile, multitenant, location independent, virtualized, secure and reliable with good performance matrix.    

Cloud can be of different types as mentioned earlier, it can be a public, private or hybrid. Their roles can easily be understood as their names intends. One more type is community cloud which also a subset of hybrid cloud and used for a specific or target oriented approach like law, governance, risk or security)

Everything has a combination of good and bad attributes. So the cloud has also some issues and the organizations are working on it to remove the red-flags from this technology as inevitable. These downsides includes privacy issues (the hot and the biggest flag), legal, compliance and security and IT governance.      

Enjoy some ‘cloud’ quotes which has some lesson or motivation, if we could get…

“I don’t need a hard disk in my computer if I can get to the server faster… carrying around these non-connected computers is byzantine by comparison.” – Steve Jobs, late chairman of Apple   

“If you think you’ve seen this movie before, you are right. Cloud computing is based on the time-sharing model we leveraged years ago before we could afford our own computers. The idea is to share computing power among many companies and people, thereby reducing the cost of that computing power to those who leverage it. The value of time share and the core value of cloud computing are pretty much the same, only the resources these days are much better and more cost effective.” – David Linthicum, author, Cloud Computing and SOA Convergence in Your Enterprise

“We believe we’re moving out of the Ice Age, the Iron Age, the Industrial Age, the Information Age, to the participation age. You get on the Net and you do stuff. You IM (instant message), you blog, you take pictures, you publish, you podcast, you transact, you distance learn, you telemedicine. You are participating on the Internet, not just viewing stuff. We build the infrastructure that goes in the data center that facilitates the participation age. We build that big friggin’ Webtone switch. It has security, directory, identity, privacy, storage, compute, the whole Web services stack.” - Scott McNealy, former CEO, Sun Microsystems

If you remembered the title, you must be waiting for the rain… Hmm you must wait for weather to get cloudier..!! See you shortly when rain gets start!!