Thursday, June 6, 2013

How to make a bomb?

You might already have read many documents or papers on the subject, addressing the various issues, obligations and limitations imposed by the local or international laws. You might still be waiting for a comprehensive and compact patterned document. I hope that this document will satisfy your urge and satisfy your current and future needs.

One must be careful while making a bomb because of its legal implications. As human life is so precious and one must be very careful about it, so we are sharing the methods which are safe and it could not harm to anyone; including human beings.

First method is quite simple and quick and you can make a bomb of any type or size easily. Here are the steps to create a bomb. You must need 3 below mentioned elements:

1.        M

2.       B

3.       O

It depicts ‘MBO’ (Management by Objective) at first sight… oh but its not our objective, we wanted to make a bomb not to discuss management theories. So, first of all, you must open a text editor of your choice. Type ‘B’ first and then ‘O’ followed by ‘M’ and ‘B’ respectively. If you can’t keep the order, your efforts shall be unfruitful. Type ‘BOMB’ in either case (lower / upper) as suits you better. Size of BOMB matter always; for that, you must go to ‘Edit’ menu of text editor and set the size of your choice. After setting the size, you have a BOMB of your choice. You can also define type of bomb, as discussed later.

Another way to have a bomb, you must get a “BOMB” text copied from somewhere or from any file created by others. In this case, your default name could be hidden and it’s difficult to know, who actually made that bomb.

Technology has been evolved to a great extent; it would not better to use a simple bomb like Hydrogen / Atom bomb or ABM etc. To be a weapon industry leader, you must be an enabler of technology trends and should use ‘CG Omega Bomb’, ‘Ariel Bomb’, ‘Constantia Bomb’ etc. You would be more innovative if you could download more ‘fonts’ from the internet, in this way you could capture the whole weapon industry! We wish you best of luck!!  

After creating a bomb of your choice, it is recommended to have a hardcopy or keep it in soft form, as desired. When you want to get rid of, what would you do, you must defuse BOMB by pressing delete / backspace key carefully, if it’s in soft form or you can shred it, if you have a hardcopy. Defusing of bomb needs extra care, so be cautious while defusing.   

At the end I am thankful for your time and wholeheartedness to read about the bomb creation process and its effective utilization. I hope that your canvas has been widened and you can use technology in its best way, to keep your followers technology enabler, just like you! Have a nice bombing day with full of bombardment without impairment.

Note: If you have no computer, you must need a pencil and paper. It must be noted that soft copy could never be made, in this case.